There once was a sailor, who sailed all the seven seas
He enjoyed a good ocean breeze
But he loved women more
and he was well away from shore
So he was forced to make ol’ fashion hand cheese.
Later our hero reaches shore, with the mad lust of ten titans
Yet he lacked the pride of a lions
He did something most regret
Something the Japanese do best
He harpooned a wild wailing leviathan
Many years later, our sailor is now a land lover
Turns out he turned the blubber beast into a mother
Either marriage or child support
He chose a ring instead of fighting in court
He now wishes he was satisfied making his private sea butter.